Brief Biographical Sketch:

Let's do this Facebook style.

From: Colorado

Favorite Ice Cream: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

Scientific goals: To bring mathematics to molecular biology.

Typographical goals: To bring back the semicolon; please join me.

Rhetorical goals: To avoid redundancy and to be concise.

Personal goals: To learn the words to Baby Got Back

Opinion on people from Wisconsin: They're pleasant.

Deepest Fear: Entropy

Pop Quiz! Colorado is:

A. Flat like Kansas

B. Rather hilly like the high Sierra

Answer: C--it's BOTH!

Once saved a small village in: Western Singapore

...from: a herd of rabid marmots

...using: a moist towelette.

Past Classes